Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
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