If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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