You smell like a Billy Joel song
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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