I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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