I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Barsexuality is the new black.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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