She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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