seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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