Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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