allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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