3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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