I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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