i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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