So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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