508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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