hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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