That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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