I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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