I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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