i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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