sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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