love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize
