i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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