Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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