She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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