Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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