the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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