My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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