physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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