Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I still have a little drunk in my system
So here I am, sexting at work.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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