Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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