It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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