Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Randomize