I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Let's paint friendship bongs
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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