these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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