I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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