My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I have aggressive nipples.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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