I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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