It would be one hovered percent delicioui
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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