it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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