I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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