i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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