so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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