I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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