if you like me you must not know who I am
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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