you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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