YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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