she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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