On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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