That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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