Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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