Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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