I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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