The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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