Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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