Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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