Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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