No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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