Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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