with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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