I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Randomize
