Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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